
We Don't Eat Our Classmates
Penelope Rex seriesPenelope Rex has a hard time not eating her classmates. A hilarious first day of school book about making friends.
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Penelope wants a pet, but the class pet has other ideas. Funny and sweet.

Penelope Rex has a hard time not eating her classmates. A hilarious first day of school book about making friends.

Penelope Rex is nervous about the talent show. Funny and sweet for kids with stage fright.

Penelope Rex is in charge of the class goldfish over the weekend. Funny and a little bit about responsibility.

The epic tale of how Rock, Paper, and Scissors met. Big laughs for kids and adults.

Alexander flatly refuses to move when his family relocates, and he means it. A funny, honest story for any kid dreading a big change.

A boy learns mistakes are part of learning anything. A great confidence builder for kids who hate getting it wrong.

A family rushes to clean before Grandma visits, but the cat keeps rearranging the chore list. Funny, chaotic, and a laugh out loud read aloud.

Another punny Food Group story, this time about bragging and why a little humility goes a long way.